Noa Rothbaum of Smart Money lists the 10 Things Your iPod Won’t Tell You

(See the list here, or click above for the explanation behind the list)
1. “It’s good to be king — but my reign may be coming to an end.”
2. “Customer service is a privilege, not a right.”
3. “If you drop me, I’m toast.”
4. “You say ‘backup’; we say ‘copyright infringement.'”
5. “My battery life is pathetic.”
6. “I’m destroying your hearing.”
7. “I’m out of date before I’m out of the box.”
8. “I’ve sparked a crime wave.”
9. “We’ll nickel-and-dime you any chance we get.”
10. “Once you go iPod, you’re locked in for life.”